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WWIB: Saving Some For Later

Are we allowed to do a “Who Wears It Better?” with toilet paper? Judges?…The judges say yes. They have determined that in Walmart this is considered an accessory to the outfit. Also, in the spirit of full disclosure I would like to point out that the judges I asked were in fact just myself. There [...]

Bathrooms Are Overrated

When do you hit that point of “F it, I’m just gonna piss myself”? C’mon buddy, you should have known it wouldn’t be hard to follow the yellow piss road back to you. Pennsylvania

When Farting Goes Horribly Wrong

I don’t know what happened here, and frankly I don’t want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now. Washington

WWIB: Sh*t Happens

In this edition of ‘Who Wears It Better’ the secret ingredient is shit. Who wears shit better? Not really anything else I can say about that. Besides that it’s gonna be the shit. Georgia

A Helping Hand

Sometimes I wish these people would run into those unfortunate individuals who poop their pants in Walmart. That’s just people helping people. Good stuff. California & Oklahoma

I Just Sharted

I feel your pain brother. We’ve all been there, maybe not out in Walmart for the world to see, but we’ve been in your shoes. That feeling leaves you a bid…..skiddish? Boo-ya! Hit em with that left hook they don’t see coming. Te...

Animal Cruelty

I’m not sure what is going on here. If this is precautionary to prevent poop in the car, I’m a bit worried. If something happened to the dog and he can’t control himself then I’m sad. If he put them on himself, then I’m extremely extremely impressed. However, no matter what the scenario is here [...]

Charmin Ultra Soft

Looks like she just got done playing a round of golf at….TPC! Right? TPC? TP – C. Like “see”! Get it? Hot damn I crack myself up. Cause TPC has great golf courses. She has TP hanging out. TP-C? Huh? You know what, it’s ea...

Shart Week

Sure Discovery Channel can boost their views with Shark Week, but here at People of Walmart we don’t hold back on our viewers because here every week is Shart Week! Florida & Kentucky