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Clench Your Thirst

Geez, see if you can clench those cheeks any tighter darlin’. Anyone that can pull that wedgie out from that stone would be crowned king of something. Nothing you’d likely want to be king of, but a king nonetheless. Florida

WWIB: Tats On Tats On Tats

What’s black and white and read all over? Huh? Right? Cause one of them is black, the other white, and they both have back tats you can read. Like the famous joke? Ahh, screw you people. I’m gonna keep doing me. Just tell me ‘Who Wears It Better’? Florida & Oregon

Blue Bunny Buns

What? Not every baker of bottom biscuits is a woman. Sometimes they need a man’s touch. Florida

Head In The Game

Ah snap, you guys are just sooooo important bro. Gotta have my earpiece on 24/7 just in case. “Buy! Sell!” my ass. You two are probably talking your avatars through level 716 of some nerd ass game. California & Florida

Don’t Hit Me

I think I’ve found the person who would hit you because they couldn’t see the enormous sign you posted. That would be so entertaining for me to witness. Florida

We’re Jammin’!

The family that jammies together stays together? That doesn’t sound right. Florida

Blue Moon

Well look at that, a blue moon. Those are only supposed to happen every two to three years thanks to the lunar cycle. I guess we should consider ourselves lucky? I don’t know, but now I’ll have this song stuck in my head all day. Florida

Blue Moon

Well look at that, a blue moon. Those are only supposed to happen every two to three years thanks to the lunar cycle. I guess we should consider ourselves lucky? I don’t know, but now I’ll have this song stuck in my head all day. Florida

Duck Dynasty

If you were trying to find weird ass cars this guy would be a….sitting duck. Ehhh ohhh! The fox strikes again! Florida