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Smokin’ That Koosh

You know what were really cool? Koosh balls. You know what’s not cool? Looking like a human Koosh ball. Illinois

Rope A Dope

Is it weird that I picture in my head a tiny high school gym full of disgusting rats that use your hair as their rope climb? Illinois

Dream On

“You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.” Once again, when your kid is big enough to dunk a basketball, perhaps they are a little too old to be taking naps in a doggy bed at Walmart. Illinois

WWIB: Along For The Ride

I guess this isn’t technically a “Who Wears It Better?” unless I suppose I ask you which cart wears it’s lazy bitch better? Yeah, I guess that could work. Who wears it better? Illinois

Lookin’ Like A Rasta Man

When your hair resembles something that grows wild in a forest I think it’s time to re-do the ‘do! Illinois

Turn My Headphones Up

If I was your friend and saw you out in public like that you’d get ‘beat’ by more than just ‘Dre’….Ehhh ohhh! Illinois

What’s Love Got To Do With It?

I haven’t seen the Tina Turner haircut since…well since Tina Turner I guess. Well, even that’s kind of a lie. I’m only 27 so I didn’t really grow up listening to Ike and Tina. So in reality, that hair just looks like shi...

What Up Gangsta?

I can’t really tell if that’s a clown or a member of some new weird female gang. Either way, I’m not sticking around to find out because I don’t want to be shot with bullets or seltzer water. Illinois

WWIB: Straight To The Bottom

There are 2 things in life that I think we all love, and that’s food and butts. So it comes as no surprise that the two are often related. In fact, we all know too well all about bottom biscuits here at PoWM, but the task at hand is to decide which is better, the [...]

To Catch A Predator

Let’s give a big PoWM hello to Fred Eichler (left) from the show Predator Nation. Now don’t feel bad if you don’t know who Fred is or what that show is, I didn’t either. However, let me save you some trouble, turns out that show is about hunting animals like bobcats and bears and not about [...]