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Ima Stay Home & Play With My Monkey

You haven’t lived until you have walked around Walmart with a monkey’s vagina touching you neck. Yeah, it’s gross, but you people need to think about that so people stop doing this crap. They aren’t birds, you’ve got monk...

Scratch & Sniff

You know what you’re gonna find up there? You’re gonna find out how lonely life is when everyone stops hanging out with you because you constantly play with your butthole and your fingers smell. Kansas

‘Where They Don’t Give A Rat’s Ass’

Anyone else notice that there isn’t a show out there called “Rat Tales” that uses the play on words to tell superhero like stories about a family with rat-like powers?!?! Seriously, where were you on that one Aaron Sorkin? Kansas

A Flirtatious Fifty

“Senior Citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.” Seriously though, shout out to old people that ain’t dead yet! We love our fans and clearly they love PeopleOfWalmart! Kansas

Are You Ready For Some Football?

Oh hells to the yeaaah! Football is back people! Eating like crap, drinking a ton, heartbreak and heart attacks, I love me some football.  I can’t stand the Cowboys or Giants and secretly hope they are playing on Gotham’s field tonight,...

Are You Afraid?

More than you could possibly imagine….in fact I think i just saw Freddy Krueger piss himself. Kansas

WWIB: Like Moths To A Flame

Wow! This is a new one for Who Wears It Better: Already Wearing It Edition. I guess I can get on board with this. When I find a pair of jeans that fit really well I might go buy another pair…of course mine typically don’t have flames or generally look like balls, but I suppose [...]

WWIB: Place Item In Bagging Area

Let’s end the work week with a special edition of Who Wears It Better: Checkin’ Ya Out At The Checkout Edition. So my fellow bottom biscuit lovers, which one would you put in your trunk and take home to serve with dinner? Kansas & Texas