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WWIB: Inkblots

It’s always a nice surprise when the muffin tops and the pillow tops or pretty much any gross body part is hanging out AND it’s tatted up something awful. So “Who Inked It Better?” people? Also, is that George W. Bush in her tattoo tree? Colorado & New Mexico

Naturally Light

Because the 30 rocks of Natty have clearly been working for you over the years! Nice. New Mexico

‘Merican Made

God damn right! The only thing these colors run for is to the store for some more beer bitch! New Mexico

The Roof Is On Fire!

What up! What up! What up! I hope you party people are ready to get crunk up in this motha huncha!!!! Whoooo! Let’s get this place turned up a notch with my main man DJ Unsightly Skin Disease! Awwww Yaaaa! And you know he doesn’t go anywhere without his main bitch MC Human Papillomavirus! Whoop [...]

WDITB: Hot Wheels

Hot damn! We take our favorite game on the road for Who Drives It Better: Pathetic Dinosaur-Looking Cars Edition. So which set of spikes would you prefer to look at even less than the Spike channel? (If that channel still exists.) Connecticut & New Mexico

WWIB: Halfway Hair

We have quite the matchup in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Are you pulling for the man who was in desperate need for a bag of Doritos half way through his haircut or the mystical red fe-mullet? Massachusetts & New Mexico

Turkey Lurkey Doo

Holy shnikes! I had no idea Walmart sold their poultry meats so damn fresh! Now that I know that it’s gonna be Thanksgiving everyday for me! New Mexico