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Hella Jelly

Forget about hanging out in a barber shop with black guys, I’d give a week’s pay just to sit at your hair salon and hear you ask for “the jellyfish”! New York & Ohio

Merry Christmas Walcreatures!

It just wouldn’t be a PoWM Christmas without the Holiday Man! So from our dysFUNctional family to yours, Merry Christmas! New York

All Smiles

Turns out if none of it matches then it all matches right? Ehh, who cares, the real story here is Lucas sold Star Wars for like a gajillion dollars and there will be nothing but animated Jar Jars now. How hard is that to swallow fanboys? New York

WWIB: Where Brooklyn At?

Let me sit you down for a Bronx tale of my own. When you get older your ass gets bigger and saggier. I know this, so I don’t need visual evidence of it. Cover it up. Thank you in advance to those who will apply this trade secret. Florida & New York

Now Smell It

I guess that is her….wait for it….fanny pack? Ehh ohh!! I’m here all week folks! Don’t forget to tip your waiters and bartenders. New York

Showing September Some Love

Holiday Man! What’s going on buddy! There isn’t a holiday for like another month but you’re always welcome here on PoWM, because with us everyday is a holiday….mainly due to the fact that we are alcoholics. It’s a celebra...

Showing September Some Love

Holiday Man! What’s going on buddy! There isn’t a holiday for like another month but you’re always welcome here on PoWM, because with us everyday is a holiday….mainly due to the fact that we are alcoholics. It’s a celebra...

The Wanted Ads

And they say unemployment is at an all time low. People just need to learn to look where the (blow) jobs are. New York

Happy Labor Day From PoWM!

We figured we would leave you with this gem before we took the day off to celebrate the holiday. Hope everyone has a great Labor Day! New York

Oh Bee-hive!

I’ve got a two-parter here. (1) Your hair looks like a big beehive and that’s not a good thing. Even if it was a real beehive there would be no bees in it because no living creature would volunteer to be that close to you. (2) Dear people sending us pics, we are not as [...]