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Super Mario

If he hops on a green lizard looking thing that starts eating apples, I might shit myself. Utah

Super Mario

If he hops on a green lizard looking thing that starts eating apples, I might shit myself. Utah

WWIB: Strike Up A Match

Ehhhh ohhhh! It’s time for my favorite game Who Wears It Better: Double Trouble Edition. So which odd couple do you give the nod to? Personally I never go against a lone wolves. Wait, that can’t be right. You can’t pluralize lone wolf. Well, it’s sad either way. Utah & Canada

WWIB: Make A Match

I’ve been racking my brain to determine if there is any combination of all these clothes that would make one seemingly normal outfit and I’m not sure it can be done. So I’ll leave it to Who Wears It Better: Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Match Edition. Texas & Utah

Gimme Your Teeth!

It wasn’t weird until she started telling everyone she was the Tooth Fairy….Ok I’m lying, it was weird even before that. Utah

WWIB: I See France

Instead of analyzing Obama and Romney’s debate and boring everyone to death, we figured we would have a debate that matters. When it comes to see-through pants, who wears them better?” Nevada & Utah

Salty Dog

Looks like this little philly injured that leg from swinging it open too many times! Utah

WWIB: Panty Raid

Damn! This contest of Who Wears It Better: Flash Mob Edition is gonna be a tighter race than Lochte-Phelps in the 400-meter individual medley!…What’s that? That wasn’t a close finish? Really? But all the hype….oh well, you know what I was getting at. South Carolina & Utah

Once You Pop You Can’t Stop

No, no, no, no, no, don’t get up, you’ve had a rough day. Just sit back and relax, kick you feet up, and I’ll bring you some snacks to enjoy while you rest…then when you fall asleep, I’ll leave your lazy ass here in the garden section of Walmart so you’re somebody else’s damn problem! [...]

Slap It On My Ass

Big Sean’s favorite gal is back. I’m guessing she is picking up some delicious fruit to complement all that cottage cheese she has. But that’s just my guess. Utah