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I don’t mean to gross anyone out, but this is exactly what I picture the Kool-Aid Man’s semen to look like. Pennsylvania

How A Real Man Gets Tan

Seems like an odd place to take a nap. I hope that this is his car or someone is going to come out to quite the surprise. Texas

Little Toy Cars

“Let me show you all the really nice cars I wish I had by putting them on the p.o.s. that I have so you think it’s better!” – Super idea there Mr. Taurus. Why don’t you start taping a bunch of Barbie dolls on your girlfri...

Not A Smart Move

“Hey look at me, I’m so Smart, I can fit my little car in here while you have to park way back there and walk.” – Really? How Smart are you when I keep slamming my cart into the return lanes like two carts that don’t fit together? The level of smugness here is actually starting to piss [...]

There Is No Substitute

Oh I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. Seriously though, if you add the “C” & “E” to “Porsh” it is a dead ringer for a Twin Turbo 911. Washington

Raise The Roof

I don’t mean to be the bearer of bad news, but that guy you gave your car to so he could pimp it out was definitely not Xzibit. Unless his goal was to make your car look like the perfect spot for homeless people to have sex, then he nailed it. O...

Don’t Hit Me

I think I’ve found the person who would hit you because they couldn’t see the enormous sign you posted. That would be so entertaining for me to witness. Florida

If You Can’t Duct It

In case parking illegally in front of 2 handicapped spots wasn’t “F” you enough. Washington

Low Price Guarantee

Still seems too high for that van. Damn used car salesman always trying to screw you. New Jersey