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WWIB: Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hound Dog

In today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better”, we have an epic Elvis vs. Elvis battle. So, who’s banana would you rather eat bacon and peanut butter off of? Michigan & Mississippi

WWIB: Saving Some For Later

Are we allowed to do a “Who Wears It Better?” with toilet paper? Judges?…The judges say yes. They have determined that in Walmart this is considered an accessory to the outfit. Also, in the spirit of full disclosure I would like to point out that the judges I asked were in fact just myself. There [...]

WWIB: Pearly Whites

Do people not know white is see-through? Is it some well kept secret that I didn’t know I was privy to and everyone else is in the dark? I’ve done a piss poor job of keeping that secret, seeing as how I’ve repeatedly advised against white pants. Hell, I don’t even wear white underwear, doesn’t [...]

WWIB: The Worm

Let me break this down for both of you and everyone else even considering this. There has been 1 and only 1 person in the history of the world that has been able to pull off the cheetah hair and that is Dennis Rodman. So unless you can pull down 11,954 rebounds, I don’t want to [...]

WWIB: North Vs. South

I got up early this morning and baked you all up some delicious bottom biscuits to choose from. So pick one out, fill on up and thank me later. North Carolina & South Carolina

WWIB: Juggies

I don’t know what the hell Jug-N-Plug is. I’m amazed there are 2 different people jugging-n-plugging and judging my the sample size I have available, it’s definitely not something I ever want to know more about. Missouri

WWIB: Ol’ Faithful

Ah yes, the favorite pair of jeans that you just can’t seem to let go of huh? Well, you look like you lost a fight to a junkyard dog so maybe not it’s time to turn ‘em in. Play “Who Wears It Better?” if you want, I think ...

WWIB: I’m Wearing A Thong

You remember for like 4 days back in the 90′s that wearing your entire thong up over you pants and hips was cool? Yup, so apparently there are only 2 that didn’t get the message it was over. Oh well, we still get to play “Who Wears It Better?” Alabama & Georgia

WWIB: Mean Jean

Don’t stuff and pack all that junk in so tightly that it overflows and is hard to control…oh, I’m talking about the cart. What were you guys looking at? South Carolina & Wisconsin

WWIB: Up The Butt

“Who Wears Wedgies Better?” Really? I never thought we’d have this. When I get a wedgie it’s like my world is over for those 8 seconds I try to move with it. Come one people, I’ve personally got like 12 different moves to take care of my wedgie and those are the discrete ones, I’m [...]