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Pimp Willy Pimp

Check out my main man Willy flossin’ that cheetah print. Looks cooler than Chester Cheeto himself. Keep doin’ whatcha doin’ playboy. Florida

Merry Pimpmas

Merry Christmas bitches. While you’re out shopping Willy the Pimp is putting his candy cane in your wife’s stocking and there ain’t shit you can do about it. Holla! Florida

Wet Willy

I heard Willy the Pimp tried to dress up as a normal, boring person for Halloween… Florida

Pink Pimpin’

Willy the Pimp loves lots of things including babies, the color pink, and titties. If there is one man that can make pink look boss during Breast Cancer Awareness month it’s Willy the Pimp. I heard one good pimp smack from him scares the cancer so bad it instantly leaves your body. Fact.*** *** Not [...]

A Pimp’s Blessing

Our pregnant fan here said she had the most pimptastic pimps bless her child with the power of pimp! The good news is if you have a boy he will be the coolest cat in town! The bad news comes if you have a girl. End of the day a pimp is gonna pimp. Believe [...]

Money In The Bank

My man Willy is straight P-I-M-P-I-N! Whoot Whoot! Damn my man is fly as a mother trucker! Dude’s probably not even Irish and he looks better in green than every person in Ireland put together! It’s the color of money and that’s exac...

Zebra Pimpin’

Ohhhhh hot damn! Your man, my man, the man, Willy the Pimp everyone! And won’t you look at that, this lovely lady is already color coordinated with my main man! That’s how much of a pimp he is everyone, his new honey-dips subconsciously know when they wake up their lives will be forever changed that day once [...]

Big Willy Style

Someone tell Justin Bieber that he ain’t got nothin’ on my man Willy the Pimp. You think little girls scream loud in excitement for the Bieb? Shiiiiiit, I’ve seen grown men faint when they see the Pimp. Keep pimpin’ big Willy, ...

Viking Quest

My man Willy the Pimp!!!!! Looking like a straight Viking Lord! I watch Game of Thrones on HBO and if Willy the Pimp was on there the entire series would last one episode as Willy would just slap bitches and take the throne. Hot damn! My day just gets stupid better when I see Willy! [...]